11.27.06
Pregnant Catholic Wedding Ceremony
Last Saturday evening, my second cousin got married to her long time boyfriend of 5 years in the Jesus is King Church beside the SM Mall of Asia. The ceremony got started with fireworks, then ended with fireworks. The fireworks are a mere coincidence as the SM Mall of Asia and its fireworks sponsor has scheduled fireworks displays Friday and Saturday evenings around 7pm.
The wedding was a traditional Catholic wedding, complete with long gown and barong tagalogs. The other thing that was typical was that the bride was already 3 months pregnant. Oh no, not me and my wife, we are the old fashioned kind. I’m talking about the other pregnant weddings such as my wife’s brother and my wife’s sister who had typical pregnant weddings.
We like to joke about these pregnant weddings as “sigurista” aka “you want to be sure” that your bride is fertile by trying out her womb if it functions properly. Ladies can always ask for a sperm analysis of their men. My sister did that before saying yes to a boyfriend girlfriend relationship.
Now some Catholic prudes, like our elderly people may frown upon the practice of pregnant wedding ceremonies. They should not. Owing to the contraceptive perverted culture of today’s youth, pregnant catholic weddings are the best most of today’s youth can come up with!
Why?
- The fact that the bride got pregnant means they were probably not contraceptive minded.
- The bride may have gotten pregnant even if they were contraceptive, but their human will to reproduce (lust and passion) were much stronger stuff than the usual contraceptive sabotage.
- The bride and groom actually got married! Most young people today will wait until their late 30s and probably never get married and / or never have children.
Parents of pregnant brides should be happy their child is actually getting married to form a family. Imagine that. In the age of pervertion, there are glimmers of hope.
