04.26.06
Contraceptive dogs are ridiculous
Recently our female japanese spitz dog “Powder” was in heat and attracted several suitors in the neighborhood. Our helpers chose the cute male shitzu dog “Clyde” of our neighbor and graciously let him in our gate. There they were having sexual intercourse at least once per day for maybe 3 days straight.
A couple of days later I had to put a leash on Clyde and escort him back to his owners as he didn’t want to leave on his own. Hmmm, he must have grown attached to Powder. Well Clyde has a “wife” who just gave birth to 3 puppies back at his home, I’m sure she won’t mind we asked Clyde for a sperm donation.
Wouldn’t it be ridiculous if we pushed dog sexuality to be like contraceptive people? How ridiculous and self defeating would it be if we chose the neighbor’s dog Clyde and put a condom on him so that he and our female dog Powder can “enjoy” themselves with pure sexual delight… in the name of “love?”
Contraceptive sex is fake sex. Contraceptive dogs are ridiculous. Of course contraceptive people are free to make fools of themselves. Dogs have it better. 
