03.09.06
Teaching my children pronatal values early
Ask my four year old how many children he wants to have in the future. He will answer “million million dollars five hundred!” Plus he will get one hundred sexy mommies. And he already has a name for his babies, “Mush” (moosh) 1,2,3,4,5,6,7… etc.
The household help are told to refrain from teasing about boyfriend-girlfriend relationships. I tell them again and again, those are mere condom relationships. My children are to be prepared for authentic marriages. Marriages at the peak of their sexual ages: 18 to 24 years old.
My four year old already knows that he is my baby, that he is to eat and sleep well to grow up into a big strong man, to find sexy mommies to make babies with so he will be a big daddy like me; and when he is a big daddy, I will become a big grandfather.
My boy prays to God that we be good and be blessed with the next babies who already have names; the next boy is Yeshua and the next boy is Joshua.
What am I doing? With my teachings, my children will come to expect and look forward to completing the circle of life and form families. They have seen it with our dog, they have seen it with our chickens, and the cats who eat our chicks, they have seen it with their aunts, uncles and cousins. Our kids plant seeds and watch them grow. They have come with me to buy fresh goat meat and watched the slaughter, we take home the meat, help cook it and eat it.
We may be city slickers, but we should never be disconnected from the real world. Most of my relatives think I am wierd. I say I am the only one normal. I am the only one among cousins reproducing.
